Try microwaving him on 4 – 10 Hz – either that or zap him in a REM state. Definitely: http://ajpregu.physiology.org/cgi/content/full/278/4/R973 ought to do the trick. Failing that introduce him to Nicky Flamel – he and Pernelle should be headed out your way in the not too distant future. Love the E8 evolution – wait till you try E64! Who wants to go to the Pleiades anyways? One sister is hard enough let alone 7+. Scorpio is more fun too! TTFN
BTW…What exactly did you want Philip Linden to listen to? Beautiful new geometries; sacred and architectural – the last one (May SL) could have been a veritable blueprint for Cthulhu’s residence and/or a new arts centre!